simplicity is beauty

nayx:

this is so illegal.  we’re going to get in so much trouble.  you cant just steal all the sand from the beach and replace it with bread crumbs

suntbone:

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

Guys I got it

Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

i just hid 27 of these little bastards around the house

and im waiting for my parents reaction

 ”WHY THE SHIT IS THERE A CHICKEN IN MY COFFEE CUP”
the first chicken has been found

“amiee we think you have a problem” my parents say as they hold 15 tiny chickens in their hands

1000 notes because i terrorized my family with small chickens

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

indoxyl:

i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job 

stevensmizel:

i get so mad when rich people have awful tastes in clothes, like please take advantage of your wealth

kawaiicornsnake:

kawaiicornsnake:

I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years

Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy

lorassed:

why the fuck does vagina=weak and dick=strong
have u ever kicked someone in the dick? they fall to the floor and cry
kick someone in the vagina and i can guarantee u they’ll just punch u in the face
vagina not weak
vagina strong

lcate:

perseaus:

when i’m married my partner and i will have:

• morning sex
• afternoon sex
• dinner sex
• after meal sex
• i made pancakes sex
• good morning sex
• they kids are at school sex
• shower sex
• bored sex
• make up sex
• break up sex
• obama won sex
• romney lost sex
• monday sex
• tuesday sex
• wednesday sex
• thursday sex
• friday sex
• saturday sex
• monday sex
• there is nothing on tv sex
• i love you sex

what about sunday

sunday is the lord’s day praise jesus 

seanbehoopin:

why people on here so boring yo its like yall niggas is antisocial on a social site dont make no sense

gorilllas:

when you wanna do something fun but none of your friends are down

steptoe:

DO YOU EVER TALK TO SOMEONE AND THEY’RE SO CUTE AND THE CONVERSATION IS SO CUTE THAT YOU JUST FEEL THE CUTENESS LIKE YOU CURL YOUR TOES AND COVER YOUR FACE AND MAKE STRANGE NOISES AND LIE DOWN FOR A WHILE BECAUSE THE CUTENESS IS JUST SO INCREDIBLY OVERPOWERING 

andrewestes0:

I talk a lot of shit for someone who panics while ordering food at restaurants

yourtubes:

I don’t understand how some people can look good every single day